Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Bill Gibron Missing?




Unknown film critic and known internet lurker Bill Gibron has been missing for over a month now. Shortly after writing a confused and misguided review of "Macabre Pair of Shorts" for the on-line DVD magazine DVDTalk.com, Mr. Gibron was scene in a local Tampa restaurant shouting obscenities to no one in particular while drinking Chivas Regal straight from the bottle.

On witness noted, "It was like he was possessed by demons. One minute he's screaming curse words and warning of the rapture, then next minute he's wetting himself and crying".

The manager of the local eatery said, "Bill always comes in here either alone or with a transvestite companion. Once I saw him here with a young boy, but I think he said it was his nephew. Always cordial, always polite. This was a side of Bill I've not scene, not in this restaurant".

No one at DVDTalk.com could be reached for comment.

2 Comments:

Blogger Gavin Elster said...

Oh thats tragic. I know several bartenders that depend on him.
I wonder his dissapearance is realated to all those bodies they are finding in the hills above eaglerock? He got whats coming to him er uh I mean I hope he got whats coming to him. A nice long very relaxing vacation. rat bastard scum. Ooooh it would be a shame for him to end up dead somewhere and bits of him be in a directors freezer.

3:12 PM  
Blogger ColScott said...

He choked on Tanis Root is all I'm saying

8:53 AM  

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